According to sources close to you, the Bible app you finally decided to open today opened up to the same place in the Bible it was open to when you went to church three weeks ago. You pulled up your Bible app this morning, those close to you claimed, saying you might have just accidentally tapped on it while trying to click on Twitter. Then, according to anonymous sources, you suddenly realized it was open to the same place it was open to when the pastor asked you to open your Bible in church last Sunday. The app that contained dozens of translations of God's very words to mankind had gone untouched and sat there uselessly while you struggled through the challenges of everyday life. The app still being open to 2 Timothy 1 from the pastor's message when you went to church three weeks ago—or was it four?—convicted you of your need to read God's Word far more often than you do. At publishing time, you were reading The Babylon Bee instead of the Bible.
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As one of the few sane people in MA - THANK YOU - for that article about MA just now ie the entire state is declared incompetent! I sent you a one-time donation of $25 just for that. I tell them that all the time too. :)
UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
