FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE—MyPillow® CEO Mike Lindell proudly announces the most patriotic way to celebrate January 6 with the MyPillow® Annual January 6 Blowout Sale.
“You heard that right, patriot. I’m practically giving away all MyPillow® products* to celebrate the most crucial fight for American Independence since 1776,” says Lindell while warmly embracing the classic MyPillow® pillow, the MyPillow® Mattress Topper, the 6-Piece MyPillow® Towel Set, the MyPillow® Dog Bed, and his best-selling book, What Are The Odds?.
“If you act now and spend over $500 on these amazing products, I’ll throw in the brand-new MyPillow® Giza Cotton-Lined Concealed Carry Handgun Holster for free,” continued the company’s CEO, “It’s so comfortable, you’ll forget you’re carrying the only thing stopping the commies from infiltrating positions of power in every small town in America through satanic mind control mechanisms."
That's not all! Earn free shipping on your order if, during checkout, you submit proof of your participation in the January 6 fight to save democracy.
*Sale does not apply to the full-size Donald J. Trump body pillow, Donald J. Trump leg lamp, or Donald J. Trump silk nightwear.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
