WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a last-ditch effort to address the mounting immigration crisis on the U.S. southern border, President Biden has named Willow—the newest White House cat—as America's border czar.
"Everyone deserves a chance at this thing, folks," said Biden to a bust of Eleanor Roosevelt. "I already gave that black lady who claims to be my Vice President a chance, and she didn't do squat. I'm not even sure where she is. It's time someone else had a chance to solve this difficult problem. It's the cat's turn." Biden then leaned over and sniffed the Eleanor Roosevelt bust's bronze hair.
According to sources, Willow the grey short-hair tabby will be in charge of securing the border and finding somewhere to place the thousands and thousands of migrants.
ICE agents are currently placing catnip along the border fence in hopes Border Czar Willow—unlike Kamala—will actually pay them a visit.
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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
