Masks were always useless against COVID-19, and now they're doubly useless because the pandemic is over all of a sudden. But your masks need not be useless any longer!
Check out these eight fun uses for your masks:
1) Toilet Paper: Might as well stockpile now. It's only a matter of time before the bombs start dropping and people run straight for the toilet paper.
2) Wardrobe For A Stage Production: You could make an awesome rocking technicolor dream coat out of random masks.
3) Impressing Girls By Pretending To Be A Doctor: Cosmopolitan says women are really into the Dr. Fauci look these days.
4) Train robbing: This is just to protect you from the hundreds of other train robbers.
5) Gag gift for Secret Santa: Oh, aren't you so silly!
6) Fill With Treats For Hands-Free Snacking: We know you were already doing this anyway.
7) Making Ron DeSantis mad: Walk right up to Ron DeSantis and wear a mask... right in his face! That will really tick him off!
8) To Wear On The Log Flume Ride To Protect You From... THE DROPLETS!: The horror! The horror!
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