Masks were always useless against COVID-19, and now they're doubly useless because the pandemic is over all of a sudden. But your masks need not be useless any longer!
Check out these eight fun uses for your masks:
1) Toilet Paper: Might as well stockpile now. It's only a matter of time before the bombs start dropping and people run straight for the toilet paper.
2) Wardrobe For A Stage Production: You could make an awesome rocking technicolor dream coat out of random masks.
3) Impressing Girls By Pretending To Be A Doctor: Cosmopolitan says women are really into the Dr. Fauci look these days.
4) Train robbing: This is just to protect you from the hundreds of other train robbers.
5) Gag gift for Secret Santa: Oh, aren't you so silly!
6) Fill With Treats For Hands-Free Snacking: We know you were already doing this anyway.
7) Making Ron DeSantis mad: Walk right up to Ron DeSantis and wear a mask... right in his face! That will really tick him off!
8) To Wear On The Log Flume Ride To Protect You From... THE DROPLETS!: The horror! The horror!
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"This is way easier," said Democratic Governor Abigail Spanberger. "We're tackling the real issue, which is Republicans being allowed to vote at all. There will be no more campaigning, no more counting ballots. That stuff is such a hassle anyway."
