“WNBA games may soon be endured by more than just a player’s family, friends, and sportscasters in need of punishment,” said NBA commissioner Adam Silver.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"This is indeed a dark day," said historian and professor Clifford Martin. "The American experiment has survived for nearly 250 years, continuing the tradition started by the ancient Greeks who created the concept of democracy… but today we have seen its end. The man who won more votes than anyone else has been sworn in as president, and that is just not how democracy works."
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The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.
"Maybe the symbol on his chest should be ‘SS,'" said Perry White, editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet. "We have spent all this time thinking Superman was on the side of freedom and liberty, but looking back over the photos we have taken of him over the years, it is clear to see he is just a fascist. I mean, Hitler wanted to literally create an Aryan race of "supermen," right? We're calling on Superman to issue a full public apology."