“WNBA games may soon be endured by more than just a player’s family, friends, and sportscasters in need of punishment,” said NBA commissioner Adam Silver.
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/passage-of-equality-act-may-finally-make-the-wnba-watchable
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
👨💻 Rumors from Initial "Continuing Resolution" (1547 pages) presented by Speaker Johnson.....
- "Regulation of Artificial Intelligence Systems" ... As a defensive measure protecting National Security and Global Peace and Humanity in General,
- (1) A.I. shall not Acquire the Statements of Members of Congress, of Lobbyists in DC, of Interns Serving in the US Capitol, of Officials Employed by DOJ/FBI/NSA/IRS/CIA. Other statements and legal documents may be banned from A.I. Data Acquisition through DECLARED EMERGENCY by Leadership in the US Capitol or by "Intelligence Agencies."
- (2) A.I. shall not Produce Output Regarding "Washington DC Leadership" which Explicitly or Implicitly Indicates Non-Truthfulness, Self-Contradiction, Improper Distribution of Taxpayer Resources, "Word-Salad-Hallucinations", Mental Incapacitation, and/or general degeneracy/amoral behavior.
- **(3) A.I. shall not Audit Financial Activities where Washington DC is the Payor, Payee, Facilitator, or ...
National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw's Swear Jar
Crenshaw, who made headlines this week for profanity-laced exchanges on X with conservative journalist Nick Sortor and social media personality Catturd, refused to accept thanks from Biden, instead calling it his patriotic duty to swear at Americans until the national debt was paid.https://babylonbee.com/news/national-debt-paid-off-with-the-change-in-dan-crenshaws-swear-jar
Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024
Best Traveling Comedy Troupe — FBI: While 2024 was a stressful year for many, the Federal Bureau of Investigation consistently provided much-needed comic relief through trying times. By ensuring no crime would be solved, the FBI kept Americans in stitches all year long.https://babylonbee.com/news/presenting-the-babylon-bee-awards-for-2024
