We got a ton of letters from those of you who took our "Are you a woman?" test saying things like "I don't think I'm a woman. Is there another thing I could be?" The answer is yes! If you're not a woman, you just might be a man. To find out for sure, see the 12 most common warning signs that you might be a man.
1. Do you pretend to enjoy cigars?
2. Is it uncomfortable crossing your legs for some reason?
3. Do you stand by open car hoods pointing and gesturing?
4. Can you effortlessly win at every women's sport?
5. Do you enjoy thinking about absolutely nothing for long periods of time?
6. Are you incapable of finding the milk in the fridge even while staring directly at it?
7. Do you refer to a team of professional athletes who have no idea who you are as "we?"
8. Can you navigate unfamiliar roads but are hopelessly lost in a mall?
9. Do you pause Lord of the Rings 800 times to provide commentary?
10. Would you be completely and utterly helpless without your spouse?
11. Did you think about sex 27 times while reading this list? 28? 29? Good grief...
12. Do you have XY Chromosomes?
Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:
0-2: There's a small chance you're a woman. Sorry!
3-5: We're getting some real masculine vibes here.
6-8: Starting to look kinda likely that you're probably a dude.
9-11: Definitely a man.
12: You are the most epic and manly man who ever lived. Congrats!
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
