"Many men claim to wear cargo shorts because they are comfortable and practical—making it easy to carry essentials like knives, tools, and trail mix at all times," said local pastor Craig Breg. "What many men don't realize is that cargo pants accentuate the male body in ways that are irresistible to women, causing many to fall into temptation. It's important that we protect our sisters in Christ from such impurity."
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check
According to Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, the DNC has uncovered incontrovertible evidence that Elon Musk has been plotting to stealthily infiltrate the Treasury Department in order to rob helpless grandmas, ever since he bought Twitter in 2022.
Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood
Limbers wife, Heather, had been feeling a little stressed and mopey, but after her husband sat her down and explained why she should be in a good mood, that all changed. "You know, you are right," she said. "Thank you for explaining to me why I should not be sad. It helps a lot."https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-explains-to-wife-why-she-should-be-in-better-mood
Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
The One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, was stolen from his person by Isildur during the Battle of Dagorlad. Now legal experts say that terrible injustice is finally being made right.https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron
