"Truly this was one of my greatest achievements," Satan said as a "Mission Accomplished" banner flashed across the screen.
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-releases-statement-declaring-victory-over-jesus
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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👨💻 Unconfirmed Rumor....
"Stargate" $500 Billion A.I. Project Includes "Common-Sense-o-Tron" at Request of President Donald Trump
- 😭 Democrats warn that "Revolution of Common Sense" based on Oligarch-driven Artificial Intelligence is the Definition of Tyranny.
- 👨🌾 🦅 💡 Early reports of the "AI Personality" claim large amounts of training data being drawn from Mark Twain and Thomas Sowell, with a "splash" of George Carlin, H.L. Mencken, and Friedrich von Hayek.
- Trump Announces $500 Billion Private Investment in AI Infrastructure - Breitbart
https://www.breitbart.com/news/trump-announces-500-billion-private-investment-in-ai-infrastructure/
Girl Hobbit Refuses to Date Any Hobbit Under 4 Feet
Her parents have expressed concern that their daughter puts too much stock in looks and not enough in heart. "That Samwise in Hobbiton, he is a real catch. A gardener with a soft heart, you know. But she just said she was more interested in the taller hobbits by the Brandywine who deal in real estate and can afford the finer things," her mother said. "Disgraceful."https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-hobbit-refuses-to-date-any-hobbit-under-4-feet
Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak
"Give me the fire any day," said local man Daniel Miller, after thirty seconds of listening to Harris. "I have got a full tank of gas and I am heading straight back to the heart of the blaze. Adios."https://babylonbee.com/news/fire-survivors-drive-back-toward-flames-after-hearing-kamala-speak
