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Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

“The new board has barely begun its work and already many have jumped to the entirely unwarranted conclusion that it will be used to quash free speech," said DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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February 09, 2025

Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?

Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?

https://babylonbee.com/news/quiz-can-you-guess-which-of-these-things-usaid-actually-funded-and-which-ones-we-made-up

February 08, 2025

Democrats Assure Americans The Millions In USAID They Gave Hamas Was Just For Gay Stuff

"Yes, we know it looks bad giving millions of dollars to known terrorists with no accountability," said Senator Chris Van Hollen. "But we calculated that the risk involved in giving terrorists a bunch of cash was worth it if only it meant that one poor Palestinian kid might question their gender identity or sexuality someday."

As much as I want to believe them, the gay stuff is pretty tame for these fellas.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-assure-americans-the-millions-in-usaid-they-gave-hamas-was-just-for-gay-stuff

February 09, 2025

Prince Harry Asks ICE To Deport Him To Guantanamo Bay For Some Peace And Quiet

"I have got to get myself to Gitmo, whatever it takes, old chap," said Harry, desperation in his eyes. "What if I jaywalk? Here I go... look, look, I am an immigrant breaking the law! Come get me, ICE! Do you need me to punch this old lady? I will do it, so help me."

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-harry-asks-ice-to-deport-him-to-guantanamo-bay-for-some-peace-and-quiet

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