Eyewitnesses reported Senator Elizabeth Warren donned a buffalo hat and led a group of bloodthirsty insurrectionists up the marble steps of the Supreme Court Building Wednesday morning. According to sources, they are outraged that the murder of babies as a constitutional right is under dispute.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Total Loser Still Has One Of Those Cars That Starts With A Key
"He pulled this weird metal object out of his pocket before he got into his car," recalled Phillip Butler, who was a friend of Newman's before the incident. "My first thought was, Dude, it is not the 1970s anymore. We have real cars now. I wondered what the next thing he was going to tell me — he drives a stick? That is when I decided to cut ties with him."https://babylonbee.com/news/total-loser-still-has-one-of-those-cars-that-starts-with-a-key
10 Biblical Disasters That Were Probably Caused By DEI
David & Goliath: It is now believed that Golilath was hired as part of a plus-sized Philistine representation programhttps://babylonbee.com/news/10-biblical-disasters-that-were-probably-caused-by-dei
Rude: RFK Jr. Interrupts Political Grandstand
"Who do you think you are, sir?" asked a visibly angry Adam Schiff. "Today is not about you, sir. We are gathered here in this room today for the important business of creating soundbites that cater to our voter base. We cannot have you interrupting us every time we are trying to promote ourselves and leech as much camera time as we can. How dare you, sir?"https://babylonbee.com/news/rude-kash-patel-interrupts-political-grandstand
