U.S.—As the US Supreme Court threatens to overturn Roe v. Wade, abortion doctors around the country are vowing that if that happens, they will pack up and move to more abortion-friendly countries like North Korea.
"I never thought I'd see the day when a woman's right to kill her baby at all stages of pregnancy for literally any reason would be threatened," said late-term abortionist Ichabod Ghoulswell. "I might just have to leave the country and bring my talents to a place that truly appreciates them."
Experts say that if the US places restrictions on abortion, it will bring the country in line with other developed nations, leaving countries like China and North Korea as the only remaining nations that place no restrictions on the practice.
"I think I'll move to North Korea—they love abortion there. No restrictions on organ harvesting either. It's paradise!" said Ghoulswell.
North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un has responded with an open invitation to all American abortionists to replace the ones that they executed last week.
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