With Elon Musk buying Twitter and committing to making it better, there has been much speculation about what he might purchase and restore next. The possibilities are endless!
Here are a few of our ideas for things Elon should buy and fix next:
Facebook: And bring back poking!
ESPN: Make it about sports again!
Apple Inc.: Then officially rename "pregnant man emoji" to "Bill Gates emoji."
The show Firefly: And announce 12 new seasons.
US Congress: Just launch it into the sun.
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-things-elon-musk-needs-to-buy-and-fix
Zach Snyder’s Justice League: Reinsert Superman’s mustache!
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