As White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki departs today for a job at MSNBC, several members of the White House Press Corps expressed concern that she may not be intending to circle back to their questions after all.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Limit movie theater popcorn buckets to only 5 gallons: You will run out of popcorn before the trailers end.
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A spokesman for the company said that due to rising prices, their previous offering of all-you-can-eat shrimp for was just not sustainable. "I am not going to lie, we lost a ton of money by offering endless shrimp," he noted at a press conference Friday. "One guy stayed in our restaurant for 12 days last year and ate 47 pounds of shrimp. It's basically the entire reason we went bankrupt."
https://babylonbee.com/news/red-lobster-introduces-new-reasonable-amount-of-shrimp-promotion
"It is the ultimate hack," said Johnson to his pastor. "I literally have infinite prayers, infinite chances to bring petitions to the Creator of the Universe. It is like printing prayers. Maybe someone did it for the genie in the bottle or whatever already, but this is - dare I say it - infinitely more awesome and powerful."
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