“Despite decades of unfair Abrams-suppression measures, we have finally ascended the pinnacle of what our institution represents: beautiful governors ignoring haters, racists, and meanies,” said Sports Illustrated managing editor Gob Dibbons to the press at yesterday’s unveiling event for the highly-anticipated magazine issue. Amid cheers for Abrams finally being recognized as a beautiful, powerful governor, several members of the press fainted when Dibbons drew back the black felt curtain to reveal the cover depicting the bombshell Democrat supermodel.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Biden Says He’s Looking Forward To Retiring To That Nice Big Farm In The Country Where Jill Sent The Family Dog
"Yes Joe, that is right. It will be fun. A big farm where all your dreams will come true," Jill said quietly while looking out the window. "Please stop licking the glass, Joe. Oh dangit, you peed on the floor."
Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written
"This is something I never thought I would ever see in real life," said Covenant Grace member Paul Davidson. "We were enjoying our time with the Lord, the worship team was doing a beautiful job, and when he started with ‘Amazing Grace,‘ we all just assumed it would be some goofy modernized version. But… it was not. He played it exactly the way it was written. It was as though the clouds parted and we all felt the Lords embrace."https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-worship-leader-plays-hymn-as-it-was-written
To Avoid Prosecution In Britain, Neil Gaiman Joins Islamic Grooming Gang
The writer had come under fire in recent weeks due to accusations from multiple women that he had forced himself on them over the years but would apparently now escape being held accountable for the crimes due to aligning himself with a grooming gang in Rotherham.https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-prosecution-in-britain-neil-gaiman-joins-islamic-grooming-gang
