"I'm a gay, black immigrant," said Jean Pierre to kick off the press conference. She then expounded for several minutes about her race and sexuality before finally taking questions.
Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy quickly raised his hand, asking "How does the President plan to oversee the billions in Ukraine aid to ensure it's spent as intended?"
"Um, I'm a gay, black immigrant," said Jean Pierre.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump
"It's time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We're going to take swift action to deal with them."https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump
APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat
"Tulsi Gabbard as head of National Intelligence? Really?" said a flabbergasted John Bolton who previously served as Trump's National Security Advisor. "She doesn't have any experience sitting around Washington for years being a corrupt waste of space. We can't have that!"
Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman
"He/she/they are an anomaly at this point," said research scientist Willard Brumlow. "While we have been able to ascertain that this person is enraged at society at large and has a shaved head, we have as of yet been unable to conclusively find out whether they are a skinhead or just a run-of-the-mill liberal female. Further investigation is warranted, but quite frankly, we're hesitant to get close to them… her… it."https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman
