"I'm a gay, black immigrant," said Jean Pierre to kick off the press conference. She then expounded for several minutes about her race and sexuality before finally taking questions.
Fox News Correspondent Peter Doocy quickly raised his hand, asking "How does the President plan to oversee the billions in Ukraine aid to ensure it's spent as intended?"
"Um, I'm a gay, black immigrant," said Jean Pierre.
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Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada
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Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
"I know you think you know what you were trying to say," said Thompson gently. "But trust me, that is not what you meant. Let me help you out here."https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-helpfully-explains-to-husband-what-he-meant-by-what-he-said
‘This Is DEI’s Fault!’ Cries Trump After Not Getting Any Pickles On Big Mac
"NO PICKLES!! This is what you get when you choose diversity over merit!!" Trump posted on Truth Social. "It was a routine Big Mac order, very straightforward. How do you miss the pickles? This is a terrible situation that could have been prevented. NOT GOOD!!"https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-deis-fault-cries-trump-after-not-getting-pickles-on-his-big-mac
