Conservative voters turned out in droves for the Republican primaries, eager to select the next candidate who will betray his supporters and completely reverse all his positions once sworn into office.
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"This is an unapproved rescue operation and we will not tolerate such behavior," FEMA Spokesman Randy Tarwater told the press. "We apprehended Noah and his so-called ‘ark' attempting to save human and animal lives. That's not what FEMA represents."
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Although Secret Service has taken extra precautions for Trump's return, the Trump campaign felt it could take no chances. "The Secret Service promised to hang up signs saying 'No Assassins Allowed,' but I'm still uneasy," said campaign manager Darryl Rove. "It's only been a few months for Secret Service to update their training, and there's still a lot of sloped roofs out there. I'd feel a lot better with the Mandalorian helmet sitting on top of Mr. Trump."
https://babylonbee.com/news/for-safety-trump-to-give-butler-speech-in-mandalorian-armor