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Embarrassing Mix-up As Joseph Wears Coat Of Many Colors During Pride Month Again

"Hey man, you do know it's June now, right?" asked Reuben, his older brother. "Maybe put the coat away for a few weeks? I just don't think you realize the vibe you're giving."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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👨‍💻 Rumors from Initial "Continuing Resolution" (1547 pages) presented by Speaker Johnson.....

  • "Regulation of Artificial Intelligence Systems" ... As a defensive measure protecting National Security and Global Peace and Humanity in General,
  • (1) A.I. shall not Acquire the Statements of Members of Congress, of Lobbyists in DC, of Interns Serving in the US Capitol, of Officials Employed by DOJ/FBI/NSA/IRS/CIA. Other statements and legal documents may be banned from A.I. Data Acquisition through DECLARED EMERGENCY by Leadership in the US Capitol or by "Intelligence Agencies."
  • (2) A.I. shall not Produce Output Regarding "Washington DC Leadership" which Explicitly or Implicitly Indicates Non-Truthfulness, Self-Contradiction, Improper Distribution of Taxpayer Resources, "Word-Salad-Hallucinations", Mental Incapacitation, and/or general degeneracy/amoral behavior.
  • **(3) A.I. shall not Audit Financial Activities where Washington DC is the Payor, Payee, Facilitator, or ...
December 22, 2024

National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw's Swear Jar

Crenshaw, who made headlines this week for profanity-laced exchanges on X with conservative journalist Nick Sortor and social media personality Catturd, refused to accept thanks from Biden, instead calling it his patriotic duty to swear at Americans until the national debt was paid.

https://babylonbee.com/news/national-debt-paid-off-with-the-change-in-dan-crenshaws-swear-jar

December 22, 2024

'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden

"Elon is controlling Trump!" Soros said on X. "No billionaire should hold the power to influence the incoming leader of the free world to make decisions that counter the power we have to influence the current leader of the free world. Something has to be done to stop this. But only for presidents we do not like."

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden

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