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Embarrassing Mix-up As Joseph Wears Coat Of Many Colors During Pride Month Again

"Hey man, you do know it's June now, right?" asked Reuben, his older brother. "Maybe put the coat away for a few weeks? I just don't think you realize the vibe you're giving."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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Reporter Who Asked Kamala A Question Charged With Hate Crime

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"We were all witness to a terrible hate crime today," a campaign spokesperson said later when addressing the media. "This is the type of America Donald Trump and J.D. Vance want to usher in, where reporters can just wantonly ask political leaders questions without any regard for the harm that could result. We can proudly state that Vice President Harris is currently recuperating from being asked a question and should make a full recovery."



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UK Prime Minister Recommends Citizens Avoid Stabbings By Submitting To The Holy Koran And Acknowledging Muhammad As The One True Prophet Of Allah, Peace Be Upon Him

At publishing time, Starmer had also helpfully told British women that all they had to do to not get raped in broad daylight in London was quit their jobs, stay home all of the time, and wear burkas.

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prime-minister-recommends-citizens-avoid-stabbings-by-submitting-to-the-holy-koran-and-acknowledging-mohammed-as-the-one-true-prophet-of-allah-peace-be-upon-him

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I WILL LITERALLY CUT MY OWN LEG OFF IF YOU GUYS CAN BRING 50 KIDS TO YOUTH GROUP NEXT WEEK - Op-Ed By Chet Skatington, Youth Pastor

So here's the dealio, brothers and sisters. If you all can manage to bring 50 — and I do mean 50 — new kids to youth group next week, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL LITERALLY CUT OFF MY LEG IN FRONT OF ALL OF YOU FOR JESUS.

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-literally-cut-my-own-leg-off-if-you-guys-can-bring-50-kids-to-youth-group-next-week--op-ed-by-youth-pastor-chet-skatington

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