Hey Beehive—book launch days are big days in the life of an author. A book is conceived some years in the past, and then, after many months of hard pregnancy and labor, we push it out into the world with lots of blood and screaming.
Kinda a gross analogy but you get the point.
Anyway, The Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress is out today. My fellow Bee editor Joel Berry wrote this with me. We took Pilgrim's Progress and stuck it in a crazy sci-fi multiverse thing and added a dash of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Discworld.
It will make you laugh, it will make you cry, it will make you say, "I understand that pop culture reference." We tried to cram as much Babylon Bee-style dry humor and worldview commentary into this baby as we could. One page will have you saying, "That's so true!" and the next page will make you weep like a dumb little baby. Ah, babies are so dumb!
You can pick it up here or pretty much any online bookstore you can find.
Thanks for the support, y'all!
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