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Brett Kavanaugh Unveils Updated Supreme Court Robe

Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh made a splash in the fashion world Wednesday as he unveiled a new Kevlar judicial robe made by Atomic Defense. A spokesman confirmed the new robe was totally unrelated to recent threats made upon the justice’s life in the wake of an upcoming ruling on abortion rights.

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists

"He clearly did not think this through with any regard for civilized decency," said one White House insider. "We tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted on pardoning all bicyclists. From his standpoint, it does not matter how unpopular he is. He is leaving office next month, and pardoning cyclists is an obvious sign that he is going scorched earth on his way out."

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Hollywood Celebrities Terrified That If Trump Deports Illegal Immigrants They May Have To Start Watching Their Own Kids

"What am I going to do for cheap babysitting?" lamented Stone, wringing her hands in dismay. "It is just so cruel and inhumane that I might not be able to underpay illegal immigrants to watch my tiny brats while I am out and about during the day. It is so not fair! Evil, bad, wicked, terrible Trump! Orange man bad!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/hollywood-celebrities-terrified-that-if-trump-deports-illegal-immigrants-they-may-have-to-start-watching-their-own-kids

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Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In 'Annie'

"I was shaking, crying, overcome," recalled Samantha Nathers, who had front-row tickets. "We all were. It was like heaven."

https://babylonbee.com/news/clarence-thomas-wows-audiences-with-starring-role-in-annie

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