You're a worship leader, which means you have the most important job in the entire church. Don't screw it up, or the whole church service will be ruined and everyone will drive home after the service talking about how "cringe" you were. No pressure!
To make sure your worship experience is filled with the maximum amount of authentic, unmanufactured, Spirit-driven holiness, follow these pro tips from the worship experts at the Babylon Bee.
1) Spend ten minutes before each song painstakingly explaining the correct way to posture your heart: After ten minutes, they will be DESPERATE to worship!
2) Tell everyone to close their eyes for silent reflection to you can make frantic hand signals to the sound guy: "No! Turn it OFF! Judy's mic needs to be turned OFF! And a little more of me in the mix, please."
3) Play the pastor's favorite song again, even though it's kind of dorky: He's got a tough job, bro. It's the least you can do.
4) Play the full highland bagpipe intro for songs by Keith & Kristyn Getty in an authentic kilt: "In Christ Alone" just hits differently when you're wearing a green kilt.
5) Ad-lib a 20-minute prayer during the instrumental section: It's essential that this prayer be filled with as much nonsense—and uses of the phrase "Father God"—as possible.
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-worship-leader-pro-tips-for-maximum-holiness
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