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June 18, 2022
Chickens Hold Controversial 'Fox Story Hour' In Chicken Coop
Progressive chickens at Stoodland Farms held a "Fox Storytime Hour" Friday, which some of the older hens considered controversial. During the event, various foxes were invited into the coop to read a story to the young chicks.
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Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover's Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped
"You look at Ghandi — he probably fasted at some point," Pritzker told reporters, as he unbuttoned his coat and reluctantly picked up his fifth piece of deep dish. "So I thought, Why don't I do that, except the opposite, and for a different cause of justice? President Trump, believe you me — I will never stop eating one entire extra large deep dish meat lovers pizza a day until you cease your tyrannical abuses of power and change your ways."I like this idea
White House Reporters Mystified By Press Secretary Who Answers Questions
"What… what is this madness?" asked Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy. "I should go get myself checked out by a doctor. I must be hallucinating. I had some type of waking dream today where I was in the White House briefing room, and there was this blonde woman there. And… and I asked her a question… and she just… answered. She just answered the question. There is no way it was real, right? That does not happen, does it?"https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-reporters-mystified-by-press-secretary-who-answers-questions
President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke
Seth Dillon, CEO of the Babylon Bee, said that the $100 billion grant would help assist his plans of building the best Christian satire website in the world by tyrannically underpaying his writers and using the profits to purchase another 20-mile strip of tropical beach real estate.
