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June 18, 2022
Chickens Hold Controversial 'Fox Story Hour' In Chicken Coop
Progressive chickens at Stoodland Farms held a "Fox Storytime Hour" Friday, which some of the older hens considered controversial. During the event, various foxes were invited into the coop to read a story to the young chicks.
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