"Hmmm, let's see - why don't I write a paragraph pointing out how gun control has been used by racists to keep black people unarmed," the justice muttered to himself, causing his keyboard to begin to glow orange like a hot bed of coals. "Now, I'm just going to absolutely wreck Democrats' argument that the Second Amendment isn't necessary in the 21st century."
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Pete Hegseth Celebrates Confirmation With Epic Keg Stand
After a contentious confirmation process replete with accusations of drinking on the job, Hegseth unwound from the stressful process by doing an incredible handstand atop a keg of Coors Original while guzzling beer from the tap.https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-celebrates-confirmation-with-epic-keg-stand
Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."
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"Oh, those pants are cute and they are on sale and if I give them my email address they will take ten percent off my order," Myers said, her eyes barely open. "Wow, look at those gardening gloves, I definitely need those. And this lady has an ergonomic mouse. Ooo, how about this matching apron and bonnet combo? Bonnets are making a comeback. Added."https://babylonbee.com/news/instagram-algorithm-senses-wife-tired-in-bed-ready-to-buy-whatever
