"Pretty cool we overturned Roe, right fellas?" said French while holding his lunch bag of soy-based foods in one hand and waiting to receive a high five with his other hand. "I can't believe we all did it together as a team who always liked Drumpf. I mean, uh, Trump."
The crowd of cool Trump voters barely noticed him as they were busy fist-bumping and listing Trump's many, many wins.
Witnesses report that French, sweat beading on his forehead, took a deep breath then opened his backpack and pulled out a bright red MAGA hat. He then slowly, laboriously placed it atop his head.
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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote
"This is way easier," said Democratic Governor Abigail Spanberger. "We're tackling the real issue, which is Republicans being allowed to vote at all. There will be no more campaigning, no more counting ballots. That stuff is such a hassle anyway."
