As Planned Parenthood locations shut down across America in the wake of Roe being overturned, "I Did That!" stickers featuring President Trump have appeared on each shuttered clinic.
Witnesses across the country in red states where abortion has already been banned or is about to be banned reported seeing the stickers appear on abortion clinics that have had to shut down.
"Those darn Republicans and their stickers," said former Planned Parenthood accountant Cali Parker as she worked to scrape one off. "I just can't believe it's over. We survived one Republican president after the other until Trump came along."
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"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
"This is way easier," said Democratic Governor Abigail Spanberger. "We're tackling the real issue, which is Republicans being allowed to vote at all. There will be no more campaigning, no more counting ballots. That stuff is such a hassle anyway."