Pastor Cory Jordan's passionate, fire-and-brimstone sermon on the terror of Hell was really undermined this morning by all the adorable VBS decorations surrounding him.
"We're scared to talk about it, but congregation—the torment of Hell is real!" shouted Pastor Jordan, as happy inflatable fish danced around behind him. "We have to come to terms with reality of the deep anguish and pain of—ok, who turned on the bubble machine?!"
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
"This is indeed a dark day," said historian and professor Clifford Martin. "The American experiment has survived for nearly 250 years, continuing the tradition started by the ancient Greeks who created the concept of democracy… but today we have seen its end. The man who won more votes than anyone else has been sworn in as president, and that is just not how democracy works."https://babylonbee.com/news/democracy-falls-as-man-who-received-the-most-votes-becomes-president
Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.
Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
"Maybe the symbol on his chest should be ‘SS,'" said Perry White, editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet. "We have spent all this time thinking Superman was on the side of freedom and liberty, but looking back over the photos we have taken of him over the years, it is clear to see he is just a fascist. I mean, Hitler wanted to literally create an Aryan race of "supermen," right? We're calling on Superman to issue a full public apology."
