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As Pride Month Ends, Americans Look Forward To 11 More Months Of Still Pandering To LGBTQ Community

Pride Month officially concludes June 30th with a series of explicit parades and orgies, but community activists have assured as many as would listen that they are not going anywhere. Now, as pride month comes to an end, Americans are looking forward to 11 months of still pandering to the LGBTQ community.

"Yeah, I love the LGBTQIA+ community, and I look forward to celebrating it 24/7 for the rest of the year," said one man. "Also, I don't want to get canceled. Please don't cancel me."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds At Thanksgiving Kids' Table

"Do not let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I am sayin? Never ever let anybody take your power from you."

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Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way

"I am not a hero or anything," he told reporters as he lounged outside the family cabin sipping a morning coffee. "We all have our part to play. My part is not to go into the kitchen where my wife will constantly be bumping into me and telling me to get out of the way. It is not much, but every little contribution helps."

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👨‍🏫 Debates have begun over the possibility of Elon Musk buying MSNBC. 📺 Is it just simple, brazen Trolling? 🔥 Or could this lead to the Most Awesome Video Entertainment in 20 Years? 😈 4chan claims to found some leaked TV programs that were pitched on Redit.

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