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July 07, 2022
'Pro-Lifers Are Inhumane,' Says Woman Who Calls Unborn Babies 'Parasites'
"Pro-lifers are so awful and gross," said Minx Wegner while holding a sign reading "flush your fetus down the toilet" and twerking at a local protest for reproductive rights. "How could they be so inhumane to women? Imagine stripping humanity from another human being like that! What a bunch of creeps!"
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