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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient

In accordance with DOGEs philosophy, the dolls bearing the image of Elon Musk were placed throughout the Capitol Hill complex to keep legislators in line and help them remember the potential consequences of wasteful spending.

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-on-the-shelf-installed-in-all-congressional-offices-to-remind-lawmakers-to-be-efficient

December 19, 2024

FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens

"There is no cause for alarm," said Wray. "These are nothing but harmless cameras and microphones hovering in the sky, recording everything you do and transmitting it to the FBI and CIA. Please, do not attempt to shoot them down. Also, if everyone could leave their curtains and blinds open, that would be super helpful."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-drones-just-us-government-spying-on-its-own-citizens

December 19, 2024

RFK Jr. Advises Children To Leave Out 8 Strips of Bacon And A Bowl Of Beef Tallow For Santa This Year

"Kids, are you trying to kill Santa Claus?" Kennedy said at a press conference Wednesday. "The poor guy must eat 50 billion cookies a year, completely empty carbs. Milk would be okay, but you hooligans are giving Santa the pastuerized, processed stuff instead of raw milk straight from the cow. Saint Nick needs a change. Saint Nick needs bacon."

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-advises-children-to-leave-out-4-strips-of-bacon-and-a-glass-of-beef-tallow-for-santa-this-year

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