Behold: the latest book in the illustrious Babylon Bee Guide series, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy! This bad boy comes out September 6, but you can preorder it now on Amazon or right here in The Babylon Bee Store! What?! You can give us soon-to-be-worthless Federal Reserve notes that aren't even backed by gold in exchange for 250 pages of hilarity? It's true!
This book is packed with tons of custom illustrations that are guaranteed to make you chuckle, or at very least shake your head with a wry smile on your face and say, "Oh, those Babylon Bee fellows. Quite witty, they are. Quite witty, yes, indeed!"
Features include:
A guide to rigging elections
Combat moves for destroying your political opponents
A complete history of America (abridged)
A guide to the four branches of government: legislative, executive, judicial, and corporate
A 100% accurate list of all your constitutional rights from the right to own an M1 Abrams tank to the right to remain awesome
Various drawings of Nicolas Cage
Discussion questions for reading with your church small group
And tens more!
Now guffaw at these excerpts (cool art below): https://babylonbee.com/news/coming-soon-the-babylon-bee-guide-to-democracy
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
Pete Hegseth Celebrates Confirmation With Epic Keg Stand
After a contentious confirmation process replete with accusations of drinking on the job, Hegseth unwound from the stressful process by doing an incredible handstand atop a keg of Coors Original while guzzling beer from the tap.https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-celebrates-confirmation-with-epic-keg-stand
Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."
Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever
"Oh, those pants are cute and they are on sale and if I give them my email address they will take ten percent off my order," Myers said, her eyes barely open. "Wow, look at those gardening gloves, I definitely need those. And this lady has an ergonomic mouse. Ooo, how about this matching apron and bonnet combo? Bonnets are making a comeback. Added."https://babylonbee.com/news/instagram-algorithm-senses-wife-tired-in-bed-ready-to-buy-whatever
