Behold: the latest book in the illustrious Babylon Bee Guide series, The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy! This bad boy comes out September 6, but you can preorder it now on Amazon or right here in The Babylon Bee Store! What?! You can give us soon-to-be-worthless Federal Reserve notes that aren't even backed by gold in exchange for 250 pages of hilarity? It's true!
This book is packed with tons of custom illustrations that are guaranteed to make you chuckle, or at very least shake your head with a wry smile on your face and say, "Oh, those Babylon Bee fellows. Quite witty, they are. Quite witty, yes, indeed!"
Features include:
A guide to rigging elections
Combat moves for destroying your political opponents
A complete history of America (abridged)
A guide to the four branches of government: legislative, executive, judicial, and corporate
A 100% accurate list of all your constitutional rights from the right to own an M1 Abrams tank to the right to remain awesome
Various drawings of Nicolas Cage
Discussion questions for reading with your church small group
And tens more!
Now guffaw at these excerpts (cool art below): https://babylonbee.com/news/coming-soon-the-babylon-bee-guide-to-democracy
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire's Gun Control Policies
The show's episode featured a hard-hitting investigation into the positive results of the strict anti-gun initiatives enacted by Emperor Palpatine and his governing regime. According to the program's journalists, it is not unreasonable to push for similar policies in the United States.https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-praises-the-galactic-empires-gun-control-policies
Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-horrified-to-learn-christmas-was-started-by-birth-of-a-jew
Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'
"We know what our audience wants," said SNL executive producer Lorne Michaels. "Once we heard the tremendous ovation Luigi received when he was mentioned on last weeks show, we knew we had to bring him in to host. Viewers love seeing their heroes featured in prominent roles, and nothing is more prominent than hosting Saturday Night Live. We just hope he likes the jokes we write for him, because… well, you know."https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-to-host-next-weeks-episode-of-snl
