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July 29, 2022
Man On Diet Enjoys 23rd Consecutive Cheat Day
Local dieter Christopher Woodleburk congratulated himself on sticking to his diet routine by enjoying his 23rd consecutive cheat day.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
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Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head
"Beavis and his fellow expert Butt-head assured me I can do this," said Biden in a press conference. "So it is all perfectly legal. They would know. They told me they knew everything there was to know about the Constitution. So you all can rest easy knowing my decision passes the smell test."
With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies
Pentagon officials reported a significant uptick in both the size and quantity of fortune cookies included with the average meal. In response, President Joe Biden raised America's DEFCON level to 3, indicating an increased state of readiness on account of the fortune cookies.
With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster
"One spying tool down, only 78 left to go," said Derek Johnson of New Braunfels, Texas. "It is great to finally not have to worry about TikTok providing China with a continual stream of data and information from within the United States. That's going to make a huge difference. With TikTok out of the way, we just have to deal with being spied on by our own government, every other social media platform, the electronic devices we use, and probably our refrigerators."
