oel Osteen took the Apostle Paul to task on Sunday, calling out his awful habit of negative self-talk and overly mournful diatribes.
"God basically put Paul in the Bible to show us what not to do," said Osteen, his teeth radiating. "This Paul guy mopes around, calling himself wretched and a terrible sinner. What a downer! No wonder they be-headed the guy, he was probably making all the Romans depressed!"
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-berates-apostle-paul-for-negative-self-talk-about-being-chief-of-sinners
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox
"I may have been naughty, but I was not bad enough to deserve this," said 9-year-old Ethan Smith. "I felt ok about disobeying my parents since I just expected to get the usual lump of coal in my stocking. But White Sox tickets? That has to qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. Messed up, Santa."
Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi
The shocking declaration, which was made public just before President Biden departed for a vacation that was scheduled to last through the end of the year, will pardon Blippi for all crimes committed against humanity — both past atrocities and any acts that Blippi may perpetrate in the future.https://babylonbee.com/news/depraved-lawlessness-biden-issues-full-pardon-to-blippi
California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens
The move was met with mixed reactions. "It is about time," said one non-citizen who entered the United States illegally in 2021. "I am tired of seeing Americans everywhere I go. Dont they have a place of their own?" Others said the deportations would not be sufficient. "We should build a wall," said another illegal immigrant. "Did you know that most of them do not even speak Spanish? Can you believe that? Get them out and keep them out. California — love it, or leave it."https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens
