"Here I thought I was a fine Dad, until I started watching Bluey with the kids. Now I realize I'm not even half as fun, creative, or adventurous with my girls as he is," said Adam Major during his daily prayers. "Help me to be a Dad like Bandit Heeler who brings joy to his girls by encouraging their imagination by making them laugh as they learn."
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/man-prays-he-will-one-day-be-as-good-of-a-father-as-blueys-dad
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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A Bad Sign? Barron Trump Just Tamed A Sandworm
Several Democrats have issued public denouncements of Barron's newly acquired sandworm. Regrettably, however, none were available to comment on the situation, as their houses had been engulfed by what appears to be random and totally unforeseeable sinkholes.https://babylonbee.com/news/a-bad-sign-barron-trump-just-tamed-a-sandworm
Think Christopher Columbus Was A Good Guy? Think Again! Here Are The 10 Worst Atrocities He Committed
He tricked the Indians by trading them a jar of shiny beads he got at HomeGoods in exchange for bars of gold: He knew that the Indian woman, like all other females, could not resist the lure of HomeGoods.
Study Finds 100% Of Men Fantasize About Launching Car Off Every Auto Transport Trailer They See
According to local man James Jackson, the study's results are accurate. "Yeah, I'll be honest, that's all I think about on the road these days," he said. "Especially when traffic is backed up on the bridge and if I could just get over three cars I'd be golden. Are there seriously people who don't think about it?"
