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August 10, 2022
Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors
"I have finally built an army of tax collectors worthy of Mordor," exclaimed the corrupted White Wizard as he looked upon his creation.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
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Experts Warn Hurricane In Hurricane Alley During Hurricane Season Clear Sign Of Climate Change
"I guess this is the price we pay for destroying the planet with our dangerous CO2 emissions," Smith continued. "Still, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a hurricane hit Florida. Gee, I hope this won't affect this weekend's Miami Hurricanes game!"
NFL Refs Follow Patrick Mahomes To His House, Get Him A Glass Of Warm Milk, Tuck Him In, Read Him A Story, Give Him A Little Kiss
Fans of other teams across the league have loudly complained about what they believe to be preferential treatment given to the Chiefs in general and Mahomes in particular, complaints that were seemingly confirmed by the news that officials were providing ongoing love and care to Mahomes at his house.
Women Are Really Cool. Here Are Just 9 Reasons Why.
They laugh at your jokes and it makes you feel all good and stuff: Even if you're not the slightest bit funny.https://babylonbee.com/news/women-are-really-cool-here-are-just-9-reasons-why
