"No, I'm not dead yet! I'm happy! I feel happy! Come on, man!" Biden allegedly said in front of several witnesses.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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In accordance with DOGEs philosophy, the dolls bearing the image of Elon Musk were placed throughout the Capitol Hill complex to keep legislators in line and help them remember the potential consequences of wasteful spending.
"I might be able to avoid filing for bankruptcy now," said Tom Erickson. "I just ca not ever seem to work enough hours to keep up with my wifes Amazon purchases, so we are sinking deeper and deeper into debt. Now that Amazon workers are going on strike, my children might have an outside shot at being able to eat."
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Representatives were quick to defend the proposed pay increase in the face of heavy criticism, citing the need to keep up with the rising cost of living due to the economic difficulties caused by Congress failure to address rampant inflation.