Dressed in a full-length fur coat and a fat gold chain with a diamond-encrusted dollar sign, Zelensky made an impassioned request. "We are in dire need of additional financial resources to help us in our struggle against the evil Russian invaders."
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Pete Hegseth Celebrates Confirmation With Epic Keg Stand
After a contentious confirmation process replete with accusations of drinking on the job, Hegseth unwound from the stressful process by doing an incredible handstand atop a keg of Coors Original while guzzling beer from the tap.https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-celebrates-confirmation-with-epic-keg-stand
Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."
Instagram Algorithm Senses Wife Tired, In Bed, Ready To Buy Whatever
"Oh, those pants are cute and they are on sale and if I give them my email address they will take ten percent off my order," Myers said, her eyes barely open. "Wow, look at those gardening gloves, I definitely need those. And this lady has an ergonomic mouse. Ooo, how about this matching apron and bonnet combo? Bonnets are making a comeback. Added."https://babylonbee.com/news/instagram-algorithm-senses-wife-tired-in-bed-ready-to-buy-whatever
