"I can't believe how packed this restaurant is during the church hour. It just shows you how messed up people's priorities are," said Mr. Roddick, shaking his head.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Girl Hobbit Refuses to Date Any Hobbit Under 4 Feet
Her parents have expressed concern that their daughter puts too much stock in looks and not enough in heart. "That Samwise in Hobbiton, he is a real catch. A gardener with a soft heart, you know. But she just said she was more interested in the taller hobbits by the Brandywine who deal in real estate and can afford the finer things," her mother said. "Disgraceful."https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-hobbit-refuses-to-date-any-hobbit-under-4-feet
Sad Hunter Biden Wondering Why No One Buying His Paintings Anymore
According to sources, Biden has fallen into a deep depression and begun lamenting his life as a tortured artist. "Oh, I am slain!" Biden said during a particular soliloquy. "Shall I only find fame in death like the great ones of old? Oh! But the colors! I put colors on the canvas and yet the world is color blind! My life is over!"https://babylonbee.com/news/downcast-hunter-biden-wondering-why-no-one-buying-his-paintings-anymore
Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
"Elon Musk is a total Nazi!" Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib shouted to the media. "I have never seen such a blatant display of antisemitism from a prominent figure in the United States. It is sickening and has no place in this country. Now, if you will excuse me, I have a The Jews Must Be Annihilated rally I am scheduled to speak at this afternoon. But Elon Musk is a Nazi!"https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-briefly-pause-chanting-death-to-israel-to-call-elon-musk-a-nazi
