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August 23, 2022
Supreme Court Rules That Urinals With No Dividers Are Unconstitutional
In a landmark decision announced this week, the Supreme Court ruled that a Pennsylvania public restroom installer had acted with criminal intent against males who want to relieve themselves with adequate protection from chatty, curious neighbors.
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Late-Night Comedians Excited They Can Make Jokes About The President Again
"Trump was sworn in as president today... again," a laughing Jimmy Fallon said during Monday nights monologue on The Tonight Show. "This makes him both he 45th and the 47th president. Now, it is true! Have you heard this? He is going to be in the Hall of Presidents twice now. Now the two Grover Clevelands there will have someone to play pickleball with."
Sad: With Border Closed, This Murderer Now Forced To Do All His Murderin' In Mexico
"No bueno," Gonzalez said when interviewed through the border fencing. "I have always dreamed of coming to the United States, you know? Start fresh, build a new life, and really get some murdering done. Now that Trump is in office, I will not have that opportunity. It has been taken away from me. I am stuck murdering people here in Mexico, with no hope of something better. I guess Donald Trump does not care about people like me."
10 Things Found By Trump's Team When Cleaning Out The White House
Numerous posters pinned up in the hallways saying "Your name is Joe, the year is 2024, and you are the President of the United States": No word yet on who these signs were for.https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-found-by-trumps-team-when-cleaning-out-the-white-house
