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September 06, 2022
Biden Condemns Fascism In Speech While Also Debuting Attractive New Mustache
"It's a good look for him," said an Entertainment Tonight reporter on the red carpet. "I know they say don't wear that kind of mustache before Labor Day, but I really think he pulls that off. It's kind of a classic look - vaguely European, perhaps 1930s or '40s Germanic, maybe? - really inspired."
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Pete Hegseth Says All Women In The Military Are Now Nurses And Have To Wear Those Hot Matching Outfits Like In WW2
"This is the kind of military that defeated the Axis powers - a military where women were nurses, and they had hot matching outfits," explained Hegseth. "We are going to bring back what made the United States Armed Forces the best in the world, and that starts with women being nurses and wearing those weirdly sexy dresses."
On-screen Message Warns Viewers This Disney Movie Was Made During A Time When People Weren't Babies Who Got Offended By Everything
"These movies were made in a different culture," explained streaming executive Ross Denison. "Before viewing, each family needs to be made aware that the culture these films were created in did not contain wussy little snowflakes who got their baby feelings hurt about everything. The family can then make the decision for themselves if they are comfortable viewing content from a time back when people were not completely pathetic."
