"Wakanda forever, gang," said Ben Shapiro in his new role as King T'Challa.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"We cannot let Elon get away with cutting waste," Senator Chuck Schumer said this week at a protest outside on the steps of the U.S. Capitol. "We pledge to waste as much money as possible to fight this egregious overstep of government authority."
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-fight-doge-by-wasting-more-money-than-ever
"Oh king live forever! Behold, here are gifts totaling 698, yet 700 wives you have. Where are the other two gifts?" Adoniram the son of Abda reportedly asked.
https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-king-solomon-only-buys-698-valentines-day-gifts
One Italian worker, Leonardo Giovanni, concurred: "JD Vance! Mamma mia, I LOVE this-a guy! He understands EVERYTHING, eh?! Our leaders? Pff, they do-a NOTHING! Niente! But JD Vance? Ah, he like-a the gladiator! If he become our president — BOOM! Bellissimo! It would be the most AMAZING thing in-a history! I pray to the heavens for this!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/europeans-beg-jd-vance-to-become-president-of-europe