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September 14, 2022
Mike Lindell Still Holding Out Against FBI Inside MyPillow Fort
"We are besieging Mr. Lindell, but we had not accounted for the patented interlocking foam filling being so difficult to penetrate," said Special Agent Bob Janzen.
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Harris Campaign Admits Tim Walz Was The Only Candidate That Answered Their Craigslist Ad
"We waited and waited," said one anonymous Harris staffer, "But no one would answer our ad. Things were getting down to the wire — heads were about to roll — when up rolled Tim Walz. His application mentioned experience stoking race riots and transing kids, but good grief was he a psycho in the interview. He wouldn't stop doing cartwheels and making outrageous claims, like that he was first man in space. Truth is, we had no other option."
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Heaven Confirms God Keeps List Of People Who Leave Church Early To Watch Football Games
Churchgoers reached for comment were simultaneously fearful and resigned to their fates. "I always wondered about this," said professing Christian and football fan Bill Garrison. "As long as I've been skipping out on the end of sermons to make sure I see the start of every Raiders game, I've worried that there would be consequences. It's troubling to hear… but I get it. Go Raiders, though, right?"
