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WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

Trump, who was seen wearing a bicorne hat around the White House today, had grown increasingly intent on displacing the British Empire from its perch on the global stage, going so far as to ask his military advisors for strategies to disrupt British trade routes to India. "The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos," Trump reportedly said. "The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemys. We will have the biggest, most beautiful victory. It will be so tremendous."

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-plan-to-attack-the-british-and-prussian-forces-at-waterloo

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. "Aw, baby brother wants to fight," chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. "Honestly, we do not even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade."

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-hockey-fans-boo-their-future-national-anthem

Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti

"Wow, that is crazy. I have never seen noodles with sauce on them before," said Denise Lowe as she scrolled Lintons Instagram feed. "I am so glad Julie posted this pic of -- what do you call it again? Spaghetti?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-posts-pic-of-her-dinner-for-benefit-of-friends-whove-never-seen-spaghetti