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September 21, 2022
Border Town Puts Up 'Martha's Vineyard' Sign In Hopes Government Will Come Pick Up All Their Illegal Immigrants
"We've never seen anything like it – the Martha's Vineyard team had the migrants gone in 48 hours flat! We haven't ever been able to put up numbers like that, so we're taking a page out of their playbook."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada
"It was awkward, for sure," ICE Agent David Scranton said. "We had to apprehend him right before they were able to determine anything about the shadow thing so no one knows if there is going to be six more weeks of winter. Sorry America, but we have got to get this furry felon back to Canada."That burrow is much longer than we thought
Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
"I know you think you know what you were trying to say," said Thompson gently. "But trust me, that is not what you meant. Let me help you out here."https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-helpfully-explains-to-husband-what-he-meant-by-what-he-said
Trump Announces He Will Lift Tariffs On Canada Just As Soon As They Win A Stanley Cup
"These guys invented hockey. You think they would be great at it," Trump later told reporters during an impromptu press conference about ordered strikes in Somalia. "The kids all grow up playing it, I do not get why they lose. It should never happen — like a Chinaman losing a kung fu fight. It is a disgrace, to tell you the truth. It is the worst thing that is happened to hockey since NHL 94 when Electronic Arts removed fighting. I told them you cannot remove fighting, people love fighting, but they did and the sales tanked."
