"We've never seen anything like it – the Martha's Vineyard team had the migrants gone in 48 hours flat! We haven't ever been able to put up numbers like that, so we're taking a page out of their playbook."
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/border-town-puts-up-marthas-vineyard-sign-so-immigrants-will-know-theyre-not-welcome-there
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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'Ugh, Rory Is Way Too Good For Logan,' Says Husband Who Told Wife Her Show Looked Dumb Just A Few Hours Ago
Paul Stantons wife, Jenna, had settled in on the couch for a New Years Day binge of her all-time favorite show Gilmore Girls yesterday morning when he made the passing observation that it seemed like a stupid show. At her urging, he said, he agreed to sit and watch part of an episode. By yesterday evening, Paul had laid out for his wife a full diagnosis of Rorys relationship issues.
British Man Arrested For Making Meme Offensive To Child Rapists
"Oi! Awful stuff you got here," said police as they ransacked Gouldings home. "Now, how do you think this would make you feel if you were a child rapist and you saw this? That's hate speech, and Britian will not tolerate that sort of thing. Bloody bigoted of you."https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-arrested-for-making-meme-offensive-to-child-rapists
Biden Awards Presidential Medal Of Freedom To Skeletor
"I can think of no one more deserving than Skeletor," said Biden in a statement. "For all he has done to seek vengeance on King Randor, and for his continued efforts subjugating people through fear to gain unlimited power, we owe Skeletor a debt of gratitude. With this medal, we recognize Skeletors great contribution to America, and to the entire universe."https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-awards-presidential-medal-of-freedom-to-skeletor
