Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox

"I may have been naughty, but I was not bad enough to deserve this," said 9-year-old Ethan Smith. "I felt ok about disobeying my parents since I just expected to get the usual lump of coal in my stocking. But White Sox tickets? That has to qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. Messed up, Santa."

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-coal-santa-gives-naughty-children-season-tickets-for-the-chicago-white-sox

Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi

The shocking declaration, which was made public just before President Biden departed for a vacation that was scheduled to last through the end of the year, will pardon Blippi for all crimes committed against humanity — both past atrocities and any acts that Blippi may perpetrate in the future.

https://babylonbee.com/news/depraved-lawlessness-biden-issues-full-pardon-to-blippi

California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens

The move was met with mixed reactions. "It is about time," said one non-citizen who entered the United States illegally in 2021. "I am tired of seeing Americans everywhere I go. Dont they have a place of their own?" Others said the deportations would not be sufficient. "We should build a wall," said another illegal immigrant. "Did you know that most of them do not even speak Spanish? Can you believe that? Get them out and keep them out. California — love it, or leave it."

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens