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September 22, 2022
After 10 Terrible Plagues, Pharaoh Proudly Announces Plagues Are Now Down 100%
"Hey, folks, we did it! I did it! I brought the plague rate down! This is because of my policies. No joke! Come on, man!" said Pharoah in a speech.
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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
"Admittedly I have been wrong about Musk before, but this is insane," said investor John Stanton. "This would be like buying Taco Bell and turning them all into high-end steakhouses. Doing actual journalism or reading actual news would be a complete paradigm shift."https://babylonbee.com/news/musk-announces-plan-to-buy-msnbc-and-turn-it-into-a-news-network
Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process
With the plan calling to use the new device to replace the existing single-person trebuchet, Homan said the family-size trebuchet will allow government officials to fling a significantly greater number of human beings back across the border at a time.
