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10 Telltale Signs The FBI Is Listening In On Your Phone Call

Are you a red-blooded American PATRIOT who loves God, guns, family, and freedom? Better watch out, the FBI probably thinks you're a domestic terrorist! They could be watching you read this right now. They could be listening to your phone calls!

Fight back against those Feds by learning all the telltale signs one of them is listening in on your phone conversation:

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-telltale-signs-the-fbi-is-listening-in-on-your-phone-call

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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'Ugh, Rory Is Way Too Good For Logan,' Says Husband Who Told Wife Her Show Looked Dumb Just A Few Hours Ago

Paul Stantons wife, Jenna, had settled in on the couch for a New Years Day binge of her all-time favorite show Gilmore Girls yesterday morning when he made the passing observation that it seemed like a stupid show. At her urging, he said, he agreed to sit and watch part of an episode. By yesterday evening, Paul had laid out for his wife a full diagnosis of Rorys relationship issues.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-rory-is-way-too-good-for-logan-says-husband-who-told-wife-her-show-looked-dumb-just-a-few-hours-ago

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British Man Arrested For Making Meme Offensive To Child Rapists

"Oi! Awful stuff you got here," said police as they ransacked Gouldings home. "Now, how do you think this would make you feel if you were a child rapist and you saw this? That's hate speech, and Britian will not tolerate that sort of thing. Bloody bigoted of you."

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-man-arrested-for-making-meme-offensive-to-child-rapists

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Batman Trades In Batmobile For Cybertruck

"Oh yeah, this is way better," growled Batman. "Construction is more solid, updated features. Plus, the Batmobile was a real gas-guzzler. Just awful, awful mileage. I am extremely pleased with my purchase."

https://babylonbee.com/news/batman-trades-in-batmobile-for-cybertruck

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