"The flight control stick is yet another oppressive symbol of the Patriarchy and its incessant will to dominate and control others. And it's shaped like a phallus. That's why we are happy to announce that this outdated, bigoted relic is being removed from all aircraft today," said General Pat Leslie (they/them) while ripping out another flight stick and stomping it to dust.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada
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Wife Helpfully Explains To Husband What He Meant By What He Said
"I know you think you know what you were trying to say," said Thompson gently. "But trust me, that is not what you meant. Let me help you out here."https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-helpfully-explains-to-husband-what-he-meant-by-what-he-said
‘This Is DEI’s Fault!’ Cries Trump After Not Getting Any Pickles On Big Mac
"NO PICKLES!! This is what you get when you choose diversity over merit!!" Trump posted on Truth Social. "It was a routine Big Mac order, very straightforward. How do you miss the pickles? This is a terrible situation that could have been prevented. NOT GOOD!!"https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-deis-fault-cries-trump-after-not-getting-pickles-on-his-big-mac
