"No, no you dumb bear! You move turret, not tank!" Putin was heard shouting. "Now bear, you reach down and - did you just eat the gearshift? Bad bear!"
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-believe-russia-losing-war-after-putin-spotted-trying-to-teach-a-polar-bear-how-to-drive-a-tank
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw's Swear Jar
Crenshaw, who made headlines this week for profanity-laced exchanges on X with conservative journalist Nick Sortor and social media personality Catturd, refused to accept thanks from Biden, instead calling it his patriotic duty to swear at Americans until the national debt was paid.https://babylonbee.com/news/national-debt-paid-off-with-the-change-in-dan-crenshaws-swear-jar
'Elon Is Controlling Trump!' Complain People Controlling Biden
"Elon is controlling Trump!" Soros said on X. "No billionaire should hold the power to influence the incoming leader of the free world to make decisions that counter the power we have to influence the current leader of the free world. Something has to be done to stop this. But only for presidents we do not like."https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-is-controlling-trump-complain-people-controlling-biden
Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-horrified-to-learn-christmas-was-started-by-birth-of-a-jew
