"We have all our top minds and most powerful AI working around the clock to determine what Biden meant when he said 'The Republicans are taking credit for the budsdacunclapsn.'" said Special Agent Buggs Derpflibbit.
Read the rest: https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-promises-to-walk-back-biden-statement-once-their-codebreakers-decipher-it
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"He was in a chipper mood and ready to get to work," one White House insider said. "He was shaking everyones hands and cracking jokes about the football games he watched yesterday like it was just another Monday morning. Ok, he did think that last nights game was between the Baltimore Colts and the Houston Oilers, but that is just regular Joe. The weird part was just that he was here and evidently thought he was still President."
This didn't happen ... but do you be surprised if it did?
http://babylonbee.com/news/confused-joe-biden-shows-up-to-monday-morning-staff-meeting
The burden will fall on Americans to do all the murdering and raping: It is a tall order to ask hardworking Americans to fill that large of a void.
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-deporting-illegal-immigrants-will-devastate-the-us
"They are fine, the taco truck people," said Trump. "Taco trucks are part of what makes America great, and the work these people do, it is so beautiful. I do not know why the tacos from a truck are so much better than restaurant tacos. They are so much better, they are fresh, and the cilantro they just chopped, it is like gourmet stuff but out of a truck. So, they can stay."
https://babylonbee.com/news/phew-trump-announces-immigrants-working-taco-trucks-can-stay