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September 26, 2022
Disney Chooses Bald Actress To Play Rapunzel In Live-Action Remake
Several fans were upset with the casting, pointing out that the actress is bald, while Rapunzel has hair.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Trump Announces Anyone Who Drinks Tea Instead Of Coffee Will Be Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A British Spy
"Trump is bringing shades of McCarthyism back to America, only instead of a red scare it is a blue scare as he encourages people to run and hide from the British," said outraged media pundit Fredrick Port. "I am not going to stop drinking my cup Earl Grey in the mornings." Unconfirmed reports indicate he was detained for questioning shortly after the live broadcast.
Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken
According to the report, there is no one-size-fits-all explanation for the broken gifts. Toys were reported broken for nearly every reason imaginable ranging from rough play to unseen malevolent forces. The phenomenon, the report notes, is worldwide. Even children in remote Amazon tribes are reporting broken sticks.https://babylonbee.com/news/report-finds-every-single-toy-gifted-on-christmas-is-now-broken
In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox
"I may have been naughty, but I was not bad enough to deserve this," said 9-year-old Ethan Smith. "I felt ok about disobeying my parents since I just expected to get the usual lump of coal in my stocking. But White Sox tickets? That has to qualify as cruel and unusual punishment. Messed up, Santa."
