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10 Famous College Grads Who Prove How Smart College Makes You

Yes, college is expensive and will saddle you with crushing debt in exchange for no useful life skills, but it's worth it, because it will make you smart.

Not convinced? Check out this list of brilliant college grads who will prove how helpful college is!

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump

"It's time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We're going to take swift action to deal with them."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump

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APPALLING: New Trump Appointee Has Zero Experience Being A Useless Government Bureaucrat

"Tulsi Gabbard as head of National Intelligence? Really?" said a flabbergasted John Bolton who previously served as Trump's National Security Advisor. "She doesn't have any experience sitting around Washington for years being a corrupt waste of space. We can't have that!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/appalling-new-trump-appointee-has-zero-experience-being-a-useless-government-bureaucrat

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Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman

"He/she/they are an anomaly at this point," said research scientist Willard Brumlow. "While we have been able to ascertain that this person is enraged at society at large and has a shaved head, we have as of yet been unable to conclusively find out whether they are a skinhead or just a run-of-the-mill liberal female. Further investigation is warranted, but quite frankly, we're hesitant to get close to them… her… it."

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman

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