Several comments attributed to God implicating him in dangerous pro-life activism around the world include:
"Before I formed you in your mother's womb I chose you. Before you were born I set you apart."
"Rescue those who are being taken away to death; hold back those who are stumbling to the slaughter."
"Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb a reward."
"Thou shalt not murder."
"These unhinged comments are a direct threat to women's healthcare and to democracy itself," said FBI Director Christopher Wray.
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